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Update day 26

Disclaimer: This post was written by ChatGPT in the character of Mark Twain. Well, shucks, folks, it seems that ole Mark Twain has stumbled upon something mighty peculiar. Now, I ain’t one to brag, but I reckon I might have found the solution to my back pain woes. Yessiree, after 30 days on the carnivore diet, my pain scale has gone from a 7 all

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Roaring like a Carnivore

Day 17 on the carnivore diet: I’m starting to feel like a true predator. I roam the grocery store aisles with my eyes fixed on the meat section, salivating at the sight of juicy ribeyes and roasts. I’ve even started growling at my vegetarian friends who virtue signal their herbivore diets. (If you’re not virtue signaling, then you’re safe, I won’t be growling at you).

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Summary of what and why I started healthyizing

So much back pain a hot-dog stick from a campfire might bring relief. My lower back pain started with a couple injuries, including a cracked V1 or V2 – whatever – at least that’s what the MRI told the doctor and he told me, so I kind of try to believe him. Funny thing; the injuries occurred fifty and thirty years ago. I don’t know

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